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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"-hood, for he did not sleep here, and yet I caught a"
I expected something more interesting from The Great Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Squish. Pillow.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I watch TV? Er....it was Avatar: The Last Airbender, on DVD. 1x12, The Storm. (Tiny Zuko is very cute.)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:40.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:31.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My birdy pecking at the bars of his cage, and the TV in the other room.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was getting out of the car and stepping into my building.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My friends' DeviantArt accounts.

9. What are you wearing?
A blue thermal with stars on it and my mom's jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?
Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?
When I was reading my book of mishaps that took place in the theatre. Tee hee.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A wild horse poster. An Illusen the Earth Faerie poster, from back when Neopets was awesome. A lion poster. The label off a bag of horse feed. A Shaquille O'Neal poster. Two posters from Spider magazine. A jaguar poster. A Powerpuff Girls poster. Two Certificates of Bravery and Mathematical Skill. A Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron poster. An Aaron Carter poster (please don't ask.) Three mini-posters of cute animals. A Harry Potter poster. Framed word-art of my name. (Most of this has been up for over half a decade)

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Bones/Total Drama Island fanart. Interesting.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It keeps the boredom at bay.

15. What is the last film you saw?
...I can't honestly remember the last time I saw a movie. Really.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A room made entirely out of trampoline material. That's all I really want out of life. The rest goes to buy acres of rainforest and savannah to become protected wilderness zones. Oh, and I'll set aside enough money so that Zen Burger can reopen their New York City restaurant.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'd really like some fro-yo right now. Kthxbai.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Teach our children (and our adults) to love and respect all forms of life, so that no one will grow up believing that they are inherently superior to anyone else.

19. Do you like to dance?
YES. I just need good music (NO TECHNO!), friends, and perhaps a strobe light.

20. George Bush:
Isn't our president anymore, thank goodness. Now the healing can start.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hrm. Sheila, maybe. Sarah, Ruth, Olivia, Nadia, Tunica, or Blue.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Marcus. Perhaps Malcolm, Theo, Luke, Gabriel, Felix, or Otto.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Why not?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Dude. Pound it. *offers fist bump*
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1. ...any institution beyond the bounds of the Solar System. Yet...

2. just empty air beside my workbench

3. The news this morning, while letting the coffee sink in and do its' thing

4. 3:15 pm

5. 2:39 pm

6. A vacuum, a milling machine, a packing tape dispenser, various conversations

7. On my walk to work this morning

8. The latest updates on my deviantart profile (which is how I found myself here- thanks!)

9. Jeans, a sweater, a Threadless t-shirt, safety goggles

10. Doubtful

11. This morning, after my wife scared the crap out of me in the dark at 5:30

12. A giant foam t-rex head, shelves of books and toys, a painting of dogs playing poker I got from my brother.

13. Saw a shooting star last night- also saw a star this morning that I could swear just up and disappeared all of a sudden.

14. Fun, but I hope my boss doesn't choose right now to swing by and see what I'm doing!

15. In a theater? I'm afraid I have a toddler and a preschooler, so that avenue of pleasure has been closed to me for some time!

16. My house, first of all. Then an addition to our house. Then pay off the kids' college funds. With whatever's left, drinks are on me!

17. I'm immortal (so far, anyway)

18. Have everyone lighten up a little

19. Yes- I'm told it's a hideous sight.

20. I wouldn't trust him to valet park my car, let alone govern the country. The only good use for him would be to plug a large hole in something.

21 and 22: I already have both a son and a daughter, and discovered that, as the male part of our "democracy of two", I was somehow outvoted by my wife on all naming issues.

23: Yes, more and more each day

24: "Hey, what's that over there?" (my only hope is to sneak in while he's distracted!)

Thanks for the fun quiz (and favoriting one of my paintings!)